The Materialistic Man

Once there was man who was really materialistic named Phil. One day when he was driving his car another car crashed into him. "Aaaaaagh! My Lamborghini!" said Phil. The other driver said "I can't believe how materialistic you are! You love that car so much you didn't notice your arm came off in the crash!" Phil looked at were his arm was and screamed "Aaaaaagh! My Rolex!"